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The 10 Best Movies to Get Freaky to This Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 6, 2015 by The Rib
The sign of any good sex life is the inability to watch a movie with your partner without aggressively making out half an hour in....
Sexual Awakenings, and the Opposite

Sexual Awakenings, and the Opposite

Posted on February 6, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
Everyone has heard of a sexual awakening. It can take many forms, but essentially, you see, hear, smell, or touch something, and it produces a...

“Watch” This: A Guide to the Movie Hookup

Posted on October 27, 2014 by Ali MacLeod
Over the summer, a friend and I were chatting fervently about his latest romantic interest–a Logan Lerman lookalike who lived about an hour’s drive away....

Sexting: A Manual

Posted on October 21, 2014 by The Rib
It’s a Tuesday night. The rain is preventing you and your friends from doing much at all, and the last thing you want to do...

Lemme Upgrade U

Posted on October 18, 2014 by The Rib
You don’t know how horny your boyfriend is until you ask. And once you ask, you kind of wish you didn’t know. We all know...
You Make Me Feel Like I’m Living A Teen Mom Dream

You Make Me Feel Like I’m Living A Teen Mom Dream

Posted on October 11, 2014May 10, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
  The first time I had a pregnancy dream, I was in eighth grade. It went down like this: I was sitting on the field outside...

The Secret Sexual Lives of Young Girls

Posted on October 10, 2014 by Cara Dorris
Young girls are among the most sexual of all human beings. They do a variety of weird and seemingly unexplainable things. How do I know...
The Annotated Misadventures of “For Women” Porn

The Annotated Misadventures of “For Women” Porn

Posted on October 8, 2014April 29, 2019 by The Rib
About a week ago, my good friend’s boss gave the charming, albeit slightly inappropriate, advice that “every woman should watch hardcore porn once in her...

Masturba-shhhhhh

Posted on October 3, 2014 by Lani Wenger
We need to talk about girls talking about masturbation. Sure, we can talk about girls masturbating too, if you want. But what we REALLY need...
Thinking About Sex on the Treadmill

Thinking About Sex on the Treadmill

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Elizabeth Cox
I do almost all of my thinking while running.  Sometimes I brood, and sometimes I think deep thoughts. But if we’re being honest, I spend...

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