Sorry Team: An Apology for Slacking on the Group Project
Dear group/team/homies, I’d like to offer my sincerest apology for being such a shitty group member. There was a project that needed to be completed,...
Mentor Seeks Mentee
by Ali MacLeod Wise sophomore seeks first-year mentee Providence, RI area Listen. At this point, I’ve been on this campus for a while. I know...
Library Envy
I’m a Nerd. And let me be clear, I’m not one of those fake nerds who loves to play video games and wears intelligent-chic glasses....
To Math or Not to Math? And Other Shopping Dilemmas
I have something embarrassing to say, so I’m just going to come right out with it. I love shopping for courses. At Brown, I...
“Going Off of That”: I HATE Section
I hate section. I always have. I always will. As a freshman, I used to think, “I Love College!” That is, until I learned that sections...
What it Feels Like to Receive Friend Requests from Upperclassmen
Despite priding myself on having a pretty good handle on life as a first-year in Brunonia (I’ve never been late to any of my small...
On Trashy Guilty Pleasures
The first thing anyone should know about me is that I’m a piece of shit. No, really. You don’t have to feel bad about it....
The Importance of Experimenting
As I’ve mentioned previously, tying yourself down to an exclusive bae is not the best idea during your first semester in college. With the social pressures...
Horror Stories (from My Life)
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
The Rib-term Exam
You’re going to kick serious a$$ on your midterms, because you are incredibly intelligent and I believe in you. But if your brain is feeling...