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My Third Roommate is the U.S. Government

My Third Roommate is the U.S. Government

Posted on September 27, 2017 by Caroline Zerilli
All great relationships mirror that of a whirlwind romance. At first, it feels as if you might have a crush. You think, “Hey, this person...
Socks, Guitar, Moon

Socks, Guitar, Moon

Posted on December 5, 2016 by Sarah Clapp
My roommate does CLPS studies for her Cognitive Science class. I like to imagine a cohort of scientists taping wires to her head in a...
I Lived With A Plastic Knife On My Floor For A Week And This Is What happened

I Lived With A Plastic Knife On My Floor For A Week And This Is What happened

Posted on March 8, 2016May 10, 2016 by Nicole Martinez
I somehow ended up, through some unexplained blessing from the universe, scoring a single in the housing lottery last year despite entering solo. I’ve enjoyed living, sleeping,...
(Not Really) Confronting Your Roommate

(Not Really) Confronting Your Roommate

Posted on March 7, 2016May 10, 2016 by Chloe Burns
Roommates are a hallmark of college living, as are the conflicts that naturally come with sharing 200 square feet with another human. But what do...
Reading for Pleasure and Other Intimidating Feats

Reading for Pleasure and Other Intimidating Feats

Posted on November 6, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie T
The Brown Bookstore bag rested gently atop my roommate’s embroidered duvet cover. The plastic was just opaque enough to keep me guessing about what was...
How to Lose a Roommate in Style

How to Lose a Roommate in Style

Posted on March 7, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
I recently learned about a certain Brown student who chose to switch roommates because the other person was keeping her up at night by—wait for it—crunching...

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