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A Chipotle/TeaLuxe Romance

A Chipotle/TeaLuxe Romance

Posted on February 18, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
Tealuxe Girl saw Chipotle Boy eating a bean burrito through the window.  Chipotle Boy saw Tealuxe Girl drinking an herbal tea through the window.  A...
The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It

The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It

Posted on February 14, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
It’s time to start stockpiling the Sweethearts, the roses, and the memories of your past romances. Well…not so much for the last one. If you’re...
A Wedding Whirlwind in the Upspace

A Wedding Whirlwind in the Upspace

Posted on February 12, 2016May 10, 2016 by Allie T
It started out like any other Sunday morning. I was dehydrated, still wearing last night’s smeared mascara, and suffering from an insatiable craving for Bagel...
Catify Your Galentines

Catify Your Galentines

Posted on February 11, 2016October 2, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams It’s the Monday after Fourth of July, or as CVS knows it, a day too late to begin the Valentine’s blitzkrieg. In...
Lessons from Aziz Ansari’s “Modern Romance”

Lessons from Aziz Ansari’s “Modern Romance”

Posted on February 2, 2016May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
Aziz Ansari could have written a pseudo-autobiography about his experiences with dating and tinder, and simply pontificated about his take on the 21st century. He...
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Three

Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Three

Posted on November 4, 2015October 2, 2016 by Annie Warner
Read Chapters One & Two. Chapter Three: I spent the entire class staring straight ahead, feeling Blake’s eyes on my back. I didn’t absorb any...
Horror Stories (from My Life)

Horror Stories (from My Life)

Posted on October 26, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
Twilight: Breaking My Soul

Twilight: Breaking My Soul

Posted on October 22, 2015May 10, 2016 by Nicole Martinez
I thought I was finally free once I turned 14 and said to myself, “Nicole, the Twilight Saga is not a good representation of healthy relationships. Also,...
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Two

Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Two

Posted on October 15, 2015October 2, 2016 by Annie Warner
Read Chapter One here. Chapter Two: After stowing my textbooks in my locker, I turned back into the crowd of students headed towards the cafeteria....
Brown Meet Cute

Brown Meet Cute

Posted on October 9, 2015May 10, 2016 by Nicole Martinez
As a perpetually single lady (hit me up gents), I am constantly dreaming about having my very own Meet Cute. A meet cute is “a scene...

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