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Secondhand Embarrassment: Creative Coping

Posted on March 21, 2016May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
As someone burdened with the curse of secondhand embarrassment, I feel awkward and uncomfortable on others’ behalf more often than not. This can interfere with...
My Best Friend, Mac DeMarco

My Best Friend, Mac DeMarco

Posted on March 17, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
The lineup for Brown’s Spring Weekend has been released.  People are understandably freaking out about Fetty Wap, Tinashe, and Mac DeMarco. Oh, Mac.  Everyone who I...
Fear of Commitment, and the Heartbreaker Complex

Fear of Commitment, and the Heartbreaker Complex

Posted on March 8, 2016May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
Fear of commitment is often construed in the media as a sexy type of baggage. It comes along with brooding characters who have ‘lots of...

The Banana: There and Back Again

Posted on March 8, 2016May 10, 2016 by Ali MacLeod
by Ali MacLeod Loss. We’ve all felt it, to varying degrees, and frankly, it’s never easy to get over. There’s something especially tragic about missing...
The Unwelcome Visitor

The Unwelcome Visitor

Posted on March 7, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
I don’t know where he came from. He randomly popped into my life one day, and things were never the same. He had so much...
On Google Docs and Intimacy

On Google Docs and Intimacy

Posted on February 23, 2016May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
There is an undiscussed phenomenon that I refuse to ignore any longer. I write this in hopes of sorting out my complicated feelings and standing...
Chris Christie’s Greatest Hits

Chris Christie’s Greatest Hits

Posted on February 19, 2016September 29, 2016 by Sarah Master
Let’s take a political poll of sorts. Please raise your hand if you’re a fan of Chris Christie. Okay. Now put your hand down if...
A Chipotle/TeaLuxe Romance

A Chipotle/TeaLuxe Romance

Posted on February 18, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
Tealuxe Girl saw Chipotle Boy eating a bean burrito through the window.  Chipotle Boy saw Tealuxe Girl drinking an herbal tea through the window.  A...
The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It

The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It

Posted on February 14, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
It’s time to start stockpiling the Sweethearts, the roses, and the memories of your past romances. Well…not so much for the last one. If you’re...
A Wedding Whirlwind in the Upspace

A Wedding Whirlwind in the Upspace

Posted on February 12, 2016May 10, 2016 by Allie T
It started out like any other Sunday morning. I was dehydrated, still wearing last night’s smeared mascara, and suffering from an insatiable craving for Bagel...

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