poems through puberty
a retrospective, a cringe compilation
The Sound of Silence: What Happened to Art Garfunkel?
What happened to Paul Simon's "Other Half," Garfunkel? Where is he wandering now? Did he reach the troubled water only to find there was, in...
9 Bad, Minimalist, Instagram-Worthy Poems From Spring Weekend
I promise I'm not trying to make fun of Rupi Kaur. Her poems are fine, and you all need to grow up. This is just...
To Meme, or Not To Meme: A Collection of Meme-Related Haikus
Memes: a form of art Speaks for a generation Good move, Internet. Open up your heart Tag me to tell me your all We...
It Came to Me in a Dream
Have you ever had those dreams where all of your teeth fall out? Where you’re flying? Being chased by something? Have you ever had those...
A Day In the Life On the Hill, In Haiku
I sit by Blueno with my blueberry bagel, bought from the Blue Room. +++ Back row of lecture, I see a couple kissing. Too early for...
Some Sad Couplets from the Apple in my Fridge.
What I thought would be a regular ol’ Tuesday afternoon, filled with inappropriately timed naps and scheduled mental breakdowns, was sent for a whirl when...
Erotic Fridge Poetry
My roommate and her boyfriend recently acquired one of those sets of words on magnets. It’s usually used for fridge poetry, but in this case...
A Chipotle/TeaLuxe Romance
Tealuxe Girl saw Chipotle Boy eating a bean burrito through the window. Chipotle Boy saw Tealuxe Girl drinking an herbal tea through the window. A...
Poetry from the Hill: Weary Soul Edition
I truly embraced the rhyme in this more traditional selection of poems. Read alone. Finals Freshman fifteen Finals five hundred When all...