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So You’re a Full-Time Student With a Full-Size Dog

So You’re a Full-Time Student With a Full-Size Dog

Posted on March 12, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
Hey girl. What gives? I saw you on the Main Green last week during that is-it-too-good-to-be-true-yes-it-is warm day. You were hanging with your friends, rocking...
Old MacDonald Had a Dorm

Old MacDonald Had a Dorm

Posted on February 15, 2018February 15, 2018 by Suzanne A
In imagining my perfect junior year life, my mental wanderings have all included two key features: (1.) living off-campus (2.) with some sort of creature-companion....
Empty-Nester Syndrome

Empty-Nester Syndrome

Posted on October 3, 2016October 2, 2016 by Suzanne A
As the age old adage goes, it’s hard to be the one left behind when someone else goes off to new and better things.  I...
The Trials of (Cactus) Motherhood

The Trials of (Cactus) Motherhood

Posted on October 19, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie T
While hustling to the Ratty on a mission for tater tots and Rhody Fresh milk, I was distracted by a casual yet calculated display of...
Heavy Petting: A Dog’s Story

Heavy Petting: A Dog’s Story

Posted on October 16, 2015May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
Last week, I attended Heavy Petting for the first time. Those of you who don’t attend Brown University: don’t get too excited. Heavy Petting is...

An Apology to Dog Walkers Whose Dogs I Notice Before Them

Posted on March 10, 2015February 25, 2018 by The Rib
When walking on the sidewalk, it is general courtesy to smile or nod at your accompanying passerby in acknowledgement. I engage in these actions under...

Advice For Long Distance Relationships With Dogs

Posted on March 1, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
I know my dog remembers me when I walk in the house after being away at school and he runs right past me to greet...
Why Dogs Are the True BAE (Sorry Cat Lovers)

Why Dogs Are the True BAE (Sorry Cat Lovers)

Posted on November 24, 2014May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
I can’t help but be biased when it comes to dogs. I love them, from their button noses to their floppy ears. What’s not to...

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