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I Only Listen to “Real” Music

I Only Listen to “Real” Music

Posted on February 19, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
Hello everyone! My name is Your Taste in Music Sucks. I currently live in a basement which never sees the light of day, and my...
Not Just Beyoncé, But Bey-twicé

Not Just Beyoncé, But Bey-twicé

Posted on February 9, 2016May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
So the Super Bowl just happened. A ball was thrown, some large men were tackled, and the Broncos emerged victorious. But let’s be honest: how...
Adele, It’s Me

Adele, It’s Me

Posted on December 2, 2015May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
The new Adele album came out last week, and basically the entire world lost its collective mind. Our hero, known for her songs about love...

A Spontaneous Decision For the Sake of Justin Bieber, Al Roker, and Me

Posted on November 23, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
There is one adjective that best describes me: nervous. I am an extremely nervous/uptight/anxious/fill-in-other-synonym-here person. I have an intense fear of the unknown; I need...
Justin Bieber Celebrates the Golden 50th Album: “Is That the Light?”

Justin Bieber Celebrates the Golden 50th Album: “Is That the Light?”

Posted on November 9, 2015October 2, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams Rolling Stone interview with Justin Bieber, April 2068 As Justin Bieber nears his 74th birthday, he is still the beloved teen heart-throb he was...
The Ultimate Halloween Playlist

The Ultimate Halloween Playlist

Posted on October 26, 2015May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
Looking for the perfect mix for your Halloween bash?  Look no further.  Grab your boo, and have a ghoulishly good time dancing to these eight terrifying...
Rib Beef: Is Kanye West Worth Our Time?

Rib Beef: Is Kanye West Worth Our Time?

Posted on October 15, 2015October 3, 2016 by Ali MacLeod
by Ali MacLeod and Sarah Master Welcome to our first Rib Beef – a segment where two writers face off about an issue that matters...

Waka Flocka Flame is Running for President

Posted on April 22, 2015October 13, 2016 by Sarah Master
No, you didn’t read that wrong. The one, the only, the future savior of our nation, and the Spring Weekend ’15 breakout star Waka Flocka...
A Freshman’s Thoughts on Spring Weekend

A Freshman’s Thoughts on Spring Weekend

Posted on April 22, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
The fact that there were only 20 out of 50 students in my Monday morning class proved that it was the day after Spring Weekend....

Don’t Be These People at Concerts!

Posted on April 16, 2015December 11, 2017 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean
To certain fellow audience members of last week’s concert at Lupo’s, I think I can speak for all of us when I say this concert...

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