Let’s Go Streaking!
I’m undoubtedly just as much of a millennial as most people on Brown’s campus. I refer to being responsible as “adulting,” I take frequent selfies, and...
An Open Letter to All the People Who Unfollowed Me on Instagram
As much as I love to deny my millennial obsession with social media, I can’t help it: I’m addicted to Instagram. My inner amateur photographer...
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Social incompetence.
by Ali MacLeod Not twenty minutes ago, I was in one of the single-occupant restrooms in Andrews. Doing what, you ask? Oh, you know, just...
Justin Bieber Celebrates the Golden 50th Album: “Is That the Light?”
by Emily Adams Rolling Stone interview with Justin Bieber, April 2068 As Justin Bieber nears his 74th birthday, he is still the beloved teen heart-throb he was...
Mondays, Memories, Mistakes: Memoir Titles and Their Inexplicable Catchiness
Traditional notions of success are often defined in the context of commencement speeches and father-daughter heart-to-hearts. I’d like to challenge those notions. Because no, despite...
A Senior’s First Time at the Whiskey Republic
I’m a senior. Last Monday, I went to WishCo for the first time in my Brown career. (And if you don’t know what WishCo* is, then...
Fleeks and Geeks
Let me start by saying that I am a very fashionable, hip girl with the whole world at her fingertips. Perhaps my usage of the...
A Recipe for the Perfect Millennial Woman
Here’s how you make her. It shouldn’t be too hard – the ingredients aren’t particularly hard to come by. 3/4 of a share in an eco-friendly...