A Chipotle/TeaLuxe Romance
Tealuxe Girl saw Chipotle Boy eating a bean burrito through the window. Chipotle Boy saw Tealuxe Girl drinking an herbal tea through the window. A...
A Love Letter to Oreos
My Dearest Oreos, Mine sweet sandwich cookies, words cannot express how much thou mean to me, but I must attempt, for mine own sake. I have only known...
Single on Valentine’s Day
It’s that time of year again. Everywhere you look you’ll find triumphant winners or sore losers. If you are on the former side, you’ll find...
Valentine’s and Data Mines
Do you feel like your significant other doesn’t fully understand you? Do you want to be with someone who knows you automatically, and doesn’t ask...
The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It
It’s time to start stockpiling the Sweethearts, the roses, and the memories of your past romances. Well…not so much for the last one. If you’re...
A Wedding Whirlwind in the Upspace
It started out like any other Sunday morning. I was dehydrated, still wearing last night’s smeared mascara, and suffering from an insatiable craving for Bagel...
Catify Your Galentines
by Emily Adams It’s the Monday after Fourth of July, or as CVS knows it, a day too late to begin the Valentine’s blitzkrieg. In...
Greetings from Your Friendly Neighboring Universe
As science would have it, all of us- you, me, Denzel Washington- reside on this big rock we call Earth that is floating in space,...
Lessons from Aziz Ansari’s “Modern Romance”
Aziz Ansari could have written a pseudo-autobiography about his experiences with dating and tinder, and simply pontificated about his take on the 21st century. He...
“The Christmas ______”: A Film
As the holiday season approaches, Netflix’s collection of bad, low budget holiday movies is growing almost as fast as my holiday belly. You, dear reader,...