Thanks for Interrupting Me in Class!
Oh, hey Matthew!* Funny seeing you here, in this class that we take together. How are you? Oh, ha ha, that’s a funny story! You’re right,...
Please Help Me, Lin-Manuel Miranda
Dear Mr. Miranda, Hey, Lin! First off, I just want to say that I love Hamilton. I anticipated its release last September, and it quickly...
Do You Even Cough?
Dear Girl who was clearing her throat for the entirety of class, At first I thought it was just a tickle of the throat. After all, that...
Dr. Ben Carson Explains
My Dearest American People, It has come to my attention that many members of the mainstream media are calling my delayed entrance to the Republican...
A Letter To My Future Children
by CJ Risman Looking at some of my younger cousins and their technology usage in recent weeks has given me preemptive anxiety about my future children,...
A Letter to the Boy Who Dumped My Friend
by Sarah Master To the boy who broke up with my best friend – Hey dude! It’s been a while! How’s school? Do you have...