holiday – THE RIB OF BROWN

There Are Still Four More Days of Hanukkah. Mom, Dad, it’s Not Too Late to Get Me an Authentic 19th-Century Penny Farthing Bicycle.

Posted on December 30, 2024 by Rachel Kamphaus

As long as I can remember, I have only wanted to possess a single thing: an authentic 19th century penny farthing bicycle. As a child,...

Bad Luck Babe! On Turning 13 on Friday the 13th

Posted on October 13, 2024 by Morgan Anderson

Shoutout to Taylor Swift for making 13 cool again, and fuck you Taylor Swift for making everyone think I am copying you!

Venmo Requesting Your Male Friends for $0.16 and Other Ways to Celebrate Women’s History Month

Posted on March 8, 2024 by Morgan Anderson

What’s not to love about March? There are the first signs of Spring, Pisces season, and — most importantly — Women’s History Month! As a...

Your Thanksgiving Horoscope

Posted on November 21, 2016November 21, 2016 by Sarah Clapp

Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...

It’s Christmas!

Posted on November 1, 2016November 1, 2016 by Sam Crausman

Halloween is officially over. It’s November, and you know what that means—the Christmas season is upon us! That’s right, Christmas is right around the corner,...

Happy Hallonksmas

Posted on December 7, 2015May 10, 2016 by Purvi Goel

Halloween and Thanksgiving have now past. Most people, now sufficiently scared and thankful, find themselves looking forward during this confusing holiday lull to Christmas...