Your Favorite Classic Literature Character Is A Twink
Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet is a twink. The bleach blonde hair? The boots? This man is a homosexual. English teachers cannot explain this one away.
Teacher Just Asked You to Read Aloud in Front of the Class. How Hard Do You Go?
"Whatever you do, just don’t go so hard as to pronounce 'winged' as 'wing-ed.' Then it’s all over for you"