Masturba-shhhhhh
We need to talk about girls talking about masturbation. Sure, we can talk about girls masturbating too, if you want. But what we REALLY need...
1, 2, Barbecue
I regret to inform you that this post isn’t about cornbread, ribs, or coleslaw. At the start of my freshman year, I was lucky enough...
The 7 People You’ll Meet at Zumba
All Zumba classes are equal parts spandex and Pitbull; by design, it is meant to be ridiculous. Even the best dancers look foolish dancing Zumba,...
Do Girls Really…?
Five minutes before my friend broke up with her boyfriend, she sharted*. Walking down the stairs of her house to open the front door, she...