Cry Me a River
Last week was a pretty rough time for me. I won’t pour all of my miseries out on this article, but for the first few...
Bad Bathroom Advice Giver
There is always that moment where you have to give advice to another lady in the bathroom. Normally, I have always risen to the cause...
Straight Outta Pinterest
There is no better feeling than taking Sharpie to canvas. I don’t feel anything but existential bliss when my gold marker glides perfectly along the...
Erotic Fridge Poetry
My roommate and her boyfriend recently acquired one of those sets of words on magnets. It’s usually used for fridge poetry, but in this case...
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Social incompetence.
by Ali MacLeod Not twenty minutes ago, I was in one of the single-occupant restrooms in Andrews. Doing what, you ask? Oh, you know, just...
The BAD LIST
A few weekends ago, I discovered that I am most certainly at the center of a government conspiracy. I also bought a bag of clothes...
I Lived With A Plastic Knife On My Floor For A Week And This Is What happened
I somehow ended up, through some unexplained blessing from the universe, scoring a single in the housing lottery last year despite entering solo. I’ve enjoyed living, sleeping,...
30 Things That New York City Did to Me
I was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois. Yes – within the city limits. I’m no suburban poseur. I’m not scared of urbanity. I’m a...
Getting Personal With Leonardo DiCaprio
Precisely seventeen minutes have passed into my interview with actor Leonardo DiCaprio when his voice breaks over a poorly concealed sob. “It’s been…it’s been...
Greetings from Your Friendly Neighboring Universe
As science would have it, all of us- you, me, Denzel Washington- reside on this big rock we call Earth that is floating in space,...