The Birds and the Bee-ing Funny
There comes a time in a girl’s life when she’ll begin to notice some changes. For some people, it might happen in elementary school. For...
Regretting Facebook
Ah, Facebook. A wonderful archive of posts that I will eventually regret. Over the summer, I was discussing this phenomenon with my sister as I...
Honey, I Killed The Plant
Compared to the high-octane action of the school year, the summer’s more relaxing edges can almost feel boring at times. It’s a hard thing to...
To The One Who Broke My Heart
My Dearest, I hope you are well. It’s been a couple of days since you walked out my shitty Perkins door, and I know you...
How to Be Gwyneth Paltrow: College Student Edition
by Nicole Martinez Are you a rich, famous, pretentious, attractive individual? Of course you’re not! You’re a bloated college student whose diet consists of Jo’s mozzy sticks,...
Will The Real Lorne Michaels Please Stand Up?
Over spring break, I happened to casually coincidentally walk past 30 Rock at 1:20 AM on a Saturday night, right as SNL was letting out....
Buying Spring Weekend Tickets: A Time Log
I think the process of buying Spring Weekend tickets is stressful and annoying for everyone. It seems that website crashes are a dime...
Is Everyone Having Sex Without Me?
I have found that the idiom “the walls have ears” applies weirdly and surprisingly well to university life. Last year in my freshmen dorm, I...
This is Normal (And Other Lies You Tell Yourself in the Theatre Building)
As a Theatre Arts & Performance Studies concentrator, I spend a lot of time in Lyman Hall, home to the TAPS department. For those of...
Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?
It’s the Monday after Spring Break and I still feel so wasted, even though I’ve been back from my beach vacation for two days already....