Conning Google AdChoices into Thinking I’m a Saucy Woman that Can Seduce Paul Ryan.
Google AdChoices isn’t about who you are, it’s about who you want to be. And I want to be a saucy woman that can seduce...
Milla Bizzotto, Making Millennials Everywhere Feel Terrible About Themselves
Milla Star Bizzotto is a superhuman child who, at 9 years old, is fitter than I have ever been in my 20 years of life...
Sitting with Fitbit
by Emily Adams Why should you Fitbit? Stop asking such a nonsensical, moronical, inconceivable question and start asking, why should you not Fitbit? With such a...
Turkey-fy Your Fitness
by Emily Adams The stately turkey is a bird of elegance, a bird of being, truly the pinnacle of health and fitness. Follow in its...
Touching My Toes: An Unexpected Journey
I used to be pretty neurotic. College applications, SAT’s, high school drama, and the art of surviving teenage-dom all put me under a lot of stress....
First Timer’s Guide to the Nelson
Let me tell you something: I am innately distrustful of gyms. They conjure up images of sweaty bros snarling as they bench-press two hundred pound...
My Last City Sports Adventure
City Sports on Thayer is officially closed. This is devastating for me, as I’ve lived around Providence my whole life and relied on good ole...