I’m Smart, Pretty And Funny, But He… Has A Prominent Jawline?
Yes, his personality is essentially "inherited wealth makes me a free spirit," but how can you expect me, a feminist, to resist a chin that...
The Ethics of Magic in Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the best television show in the history of motion pictures, the moving image, and humankind. It’s the best show because...
New Administration, New Me?
Every semester I change up my hairstyle. At first it was a coincidence– I always cut my hair when I’m at home, to keep the...
5 Jobs That Don’t Exist Yet (And How To Get Them)
Twenty years ago, no one would have been able to anticipate that social media editor, professional vlogger or Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign Manager would be...
How to Be Smart and Sexy for Halloween
Hey, girlfriends! Happy Halloweek! What a fun, sexy time for us! But also, what pressure, amirite ladies? On the one hand, Halloween can bring so...
What About Mom Bod?
By now, I’m sure you’re familiar with the concept of “dad bod.” Perhaps you saw it mentioned in a Tinder bio, or read an article...
Fashion > Feminism
This summer, I worked as a camp counselor. I spent my days the way most of you spent your days, I imagine: reattaching Lego arms,...
A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect
I didn’t shave for the entirety of November, give some days. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly when I last shaved. Against popular consensus, it was in...
Dear Aziz Ansari: A Real Girl’s Review of “Master of None”
Dear Aziz, Aziz, I’m a fan. Tom Haverford is the main boo, your stand-up makes me pee myself, and Modern Romance is a “sprightly” and...
On Trashy Guilty Pleasures
The first thing anyone should know about me is that I’m a piece of shit. No, really. You don’t have to feel bad about it....