Classics Concentrator Teaches Tinder Date About Oedipus
I could literally hear Freud cackling in his grave.
New Baby in Town? Here’s How to Get Your Throne Back
She can only say one word but the family is abuzz. “The future! This is our future!” they cry. Lord help us.
The Ultimate Thanksgiving Drinking Game
Is your aunt's "hilarious" work story making you wanna skip ahead to dessert? Spice up your family meal with Dranksgiving.
Bros Love to Post Hot Pics With Their Cousins on Instagram
I’m not one to care about what bros post on Instagram, because the content is usually the same. Either they show off their pong skills...
We’ve Grown Up and So Has Our Sibling Rivalry
I’m a younger sibling, and I won’t deny that there are luxuries that come with being the second child. Parents are way more chill about...
Grandpa So Cool, You Learn About Him In School
If you couldn’t tell from my Rib bio, it’s important to me that everybody knows my grandfather is kind of a huge deal. I’d kind...
Ask Me Why I’m Drinking: Family Reunion Edition
I come from a big family and religiously attend our annual family reunion every fall. Some people do their worshiping in church, I do mine...
Your Thanksgiving Horoscope
Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...
It’s Christmas!
Halloween is officially over. It’s November, and you know what that means—the Christmas season is upon us! That’s right, Christmas is right around the corner,...
Sorry My Family Comments On All Your Statuses
Dear Facebook Friend, Hey, it’s me, the girl you kind of hate now, because her random family members, who you don’t know, always interact with...