Are You Hungover or Just a Transfer?
A few nights ago, I was sitting on my roommate’s bed. As we frantically made last minute changes to our schedules, I suddenly had an...
Sober at SW
I was sober at Spring Weekend this year. Shocking? Maybe. Apparently, not everyone at this prestigious institution is a perfect golden child like I am....
A Series of Unfortunate Hook-ups: Part II
Two years ago, I spoofed Lemony Snicket’s “Series of Unfortunate Events” for my debut on The Rib by cataloguing the absurd hook-ups that defined my...
Tequila Debunked
Last weekend, I decided to host a spring break-themed party for everyone who didn’t get to go to Cabo with James Franco dressed exclusively in...
Hangover Guilt
I open my eyes. I have no recollection of where I am. A hotel room? The morning sun shines through the window, casting an orange...