What’s in My Common Room?
I just want to brew my instant Mac in peace.
All Boys Beds are Navy Blue and Disappointing
Coming down from the high of flirting with a new crush at a friend’s dorm party, Jamie Simmons, 19-year old student and idealist, took her...
Old MacDonald Had a Dorm
In imagining my perfect junior year life, my mental wanderings have all included two key features: (1.) living off-campus (2.) with some sort of creature-companion....
Broken Door Handle: A Tragic Tale
Typical dorm bathrooms are gross. They’re ridden with hair clumps and vomit-residue and there’s always the faint, nauseating smell of someone’s post-Chipotle shit. But thanks to the work...
My Feet Can’t Touch The Ground
My journey to spending my days cleaning my half of a dorm room floor began unexpectedly. For some reason, one day the sarcastic banter that...
Toothbrush Insecurities
Has this ever happened to you? It’s midnight on a Tuesday and you’re getting ready for bed. You put on your comfiest jammies, grab your...
The Haunt of Brown
It’s that time of the year – the housing lottery. And I’m not entirely sure how to feel about it. To put it simply, it has...
What’s in the Mini-Fridge?
I rarely refrigerate anything in my room. Mostly, it’s because I tend to forget about things I’ve put in there until it’s too late. I...
How to Lose a Roommate in Style
I recently learned about a certain Brown student who chose to switch roommates because the other person was keeping her up at night by—wait for it—crunching...
Dorm Room Trick-or-Treating
One fateful Sunday night in October, Halloween-Eve-Eve-Eve-Eve, my most devoted friends and I ventured out into the eerie, fluorescent dorm lighting on a mission...