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Will My Dog Please Check in with Someone

Will My Dog Please Check in with Someone

Posted on November 6, 2019November 6, 2019 by Semi Oloko
"I'm fine. I think I'm gonna go for a walk. I just need to clear my head," he said, stuffing his paws into a pair...
My Experience as a Spelling Dog in 5th Grade

My Experience as a Spelling Dog in 5th Grade

Posted on October 31, 2019 by Gemma Ryu
In preparation for the spelling bee, my mom acted like I was a dog. Let me explain.
It’s More Than Just Puppy Love

It’s More Than Just Puppy Love

Posted on October 18, 2018 by Suzanne A
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Dog-Calling

Dog-Calling

Posted on December 5, 2017December 5, 2017 by Suzanne A
Any time a dog parades down the Main Green, looking so fluffy and happy and immediately wiping the concept of finals out of everyone’s minds,...
Product Reviews: Let’s Wine About It

Product Reviews: Let’s Wine About It

Posted on February 26, 2016May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
It’s not your average citizen who contributes to the review section on Amazon. They are enigmas, from another dimension, with endless free time and perplexing...
5 Reasons Why Having Anxiety is Like Having a Tiny Chihuahua That Pees Everywhere (And One Reason Why It’s Not)

5 Reasons Why Having Anxiety is Like Having a Tiny Chihuahua That Pees Everywhere (And One Reason Why It’s Not)

Posted on February 7, 2016May 10, 2016 by Ali MacLeod
I have anxiety, and frankly, it’s not cute. It makes my life (and the lives of the people I care the most about) really hard...
Heavy Petting: A Dog’s Story

Heavy Petting: A Dog’s Story

Posted on October 16, 2015May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
Last week, I attended Heavy Petting for the first time. Those of you who don’t attend Brown University: don’t get too excited. Heavy Petting is...

An Apology to Dog Walkers Whose Dogs I Notice Before Them

Posted on March 10, 2015February 25, 2018 by The Rib
When walking on the sidewalk, it is general courtesy to smile or nod at your accompanying passerby in acknowledgement. I engage in these actions under...

Advice For Long Distance Relationships With Dogs

Posted on March 1, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
I know my dog remembers me when I walk in the house after being away at school and he runs right past me to greet...

Skyping Your Pets and Getting Weird Doing It

Posted on December 4, 2014February 25, 2018 by The Rib
We’re in the homestretch people. Finals are coming up, the sweet, sweet taste of winter break is almost at the tip of our tongues. And...

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