Yoga: tranquility or capitalism? You decide!
Last semester, I made a decision to get my life together. Maybe it was the sophomore slump, maybe it was the I-just-turned-20 crisis. Part of...
Learning the Truth From Mother and Father Dearest
There’s always that one song your whole family loves. You grew up listening to that song in your dad’s car while running errands, at family...
The Land of No & Its Sandwiches
by Emily Adams As a transfer student, my adjustment to Brown has been fairly seamless. The only issue I have struggled with is centrally located and...
On Turning Nineteen
My nineteenth birthday was about a month ago. I was incredibly lucky to have spent it at home with friends and family, but I couldn’t...
My Week With My Mason Jar
What is it about college students that makes us so thirsty? I’m not talking about the euphemistic kind of thirst (yeah, I see you)–I’m talking...
How to Stalk Like a Parent
College introduces a lot of independence and freedom into most people’s lives. That means that breaks spent at home re-introduce restrictions that can sometimes be...
Happy New Year, Time is a Social Construct!
Hey! It’s me, Jaded College Sophomore! I spent my vacation rereading my coffee-stained copy of Sartre. Just in case you were wondering, I drink my...
To Math or Not to Math? And Other Shopping Dilemmas
I have something embarrassing to say, so I’m just going to come right out with it. I love shopping for courses. At Brown, I...
The Rib Reviews: Brown Bathroomz
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl1yLDZd1U] Ali and Sarah take to some of Brown University’s most esteemed buildings to give YOU the information YOU need to know about the...
A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect
I didn’t shave for the entirety of November, give some days. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly when I last shaved. Against popular consensus, it was in...