A Plea to Save “Full House”
There seems to be a new trend in the world of television: rebooting once successful TV shows. These attempts can been seen recently with the 4th...
How to Say in Candy What You’re Too Polite to Say in Words
I first learned about the communicative power of candy when my first grade teacher passed out Smarties before a spelling test. Wow, I thought, sugar=...
A Comprehensive List of Snow Day Rituals
Weather officials have predicted snow in Providence. Again. My real issue is that, with Saturday snow, there’s really no chance of a snow day as a reward...
My Sculpture Career, Interrupted
I always make interesting discoveries when I go home for the holidays. Whether it’s my sister’s old matchbook collection, a diary containing unnecessarily detailed accounts of...
Everyone Still Plays Neopets (They’re Lying Otherwise)
Remember last week when your friend reminisced on the nostalgic splendor of Neopets? “Oh man, I was on Neopets nonstop back in elementary school. Good...
5 Childhood Fears That Remain Scary Today
5. Eighth graders: When I was a child, eighth graders were scary because they were bigger than I and they used swear words. Now, eighth...
Why We Can’t “Let It Go”
Thank god for my mom. Maybe it’s because she spent copious hours in labor to birth me, or because of the fact we spend all...