Shopping Period: A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
Welcome to Shopping Period. You wake up in the middle of an unfamiliar lecture hall. The professor, an older man wearing a sweater with elbow...
My Week With My Mason Jar
What is it about college students that makes us so thirsty? I’m not talking about the euphemistic kind of thirst (yeah, I see you)–I’m talking...
Shopping, Period
Mom? Hi? You there? Yeah. It’s me. I’m fine. Kind of. Yes. I just… I’m in the middle of my first period. No, it wasn’t...
A Comprehensive Analysis of Carrel Writings at the Rock
Whenever I’m studying at a carrel in the Rock, I make sure to read everything people have written on it. I choose a different carrel every time,...
Reading for Pleasure and Other Intimidating Feats
The Brown Bookstore bag rested gently atop my roommate’s embroidered duvet cover. The plastic was just opaque enough to keep me guessing about what was...
First Timer’s Guide to the Nelson
Let me tell you something: I am innately distrustful of gyms. They conjure up images of sweaty bros snarling as they bench-press two hundred pound...
Horror Stories (from My Life)
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
My First Rejection
In terms of the college process, I’d say things worked out pretty well for me. I’m pumped to be here and I’m enjoying every second...
“Love Takes Time” – Faculty Edition
by Crystal Kim #mariahwasright Your professors are amazing, maybe even legendary beyond the small bubble of Brown. They’re the biggest, baddest brains you’ve ever interacted...
Heavy Petting: A Dog’s Story
Last week, I attended Heavy Petting for the first time. Those of you who don’t attend Brown University: don’t get too excited. Heavy Petting is...