Interview with Brown Statues
It’s a cold, bleary day on Brown’s campus. The wind whips through the trees, the weak sun struggles to peek through the clouds. On the...
Porn @ Brown
Why beat around the bush? Pornhub isn’t working on Brown’s wifi. At first, I thought this was a “me” thing. I thought some issue with...
The Transformative Power of Hats
Freshman year was not easy for me. I anticipated immediately finding that camaraderie and love of the institution that everyone talks about, but ended up spending much...
Baby’s First GCB
When I was a lowly freshman, I dated a senior boy. This meant that I was cool and mature, and that I usually had some...
Buying Spring Weekend Tickets: A Time Log
I think the process of buying Spring Weekend tickets is stressful and annoying for everyone. It seems that website crashes are a dime...
My Best Friend, Mac DeMarco
The lineup for Brown’s Spring Weekend has been released. People are understandably freaking out about Fetty Wap, Tinashe, and Mac DeMarco. Oh, Mac. Everyone who I...
Do You Even Cough?
Dear Girl who was clearing her throat for the entirety of class, At first I thought it was just a tickle of the throat. After all, that...
They See Me Rollin’, ResLife Be Hatin’
January 21, 2016. A day that will live in infamy. At precisely 4:20pm (#blazeit) on a cold winter Tuesday, thousands of members of the Brown...
(Not Really) Confronting Your Roommate
Roommates are a hallmark of college living, as are the conflicts that naturally come with sharing 200 square feet with another human. But what do...
Teaching Assistants and You
Teaching assistants. We all have them. We all simultaneously love them and hate the subject they teach. We can all thank them for providing incredibly...