7 Things To Do At Brown in the Spring – Comic
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Dorm Hunters: Brown University Edition
Narrator: (sounds a lot like Christina Paxson) Prospective roommates Katelyn and Caitlin are looking to share a room during sophomore year. With high expectations and...
I Can’t Believe It’s Prime! 5 Fun Things to Buy with Your Squad 2020 Amazon Gift Card that Will Help You Forget You’re a Snitch
Squad 2020 is a survey open to first-year Brown University students with questions about their drug and alcohol use as well as that of their friends....
A List of Very Specific Brown Bears Admirers Submissions Clearly About Me
To the girl singing “Bennie and the Jets” in the Perkins ground floor shower like an Elton John impersonator who has had too much to...
A Day In the Life On the Hill, In Haiku
I sit by Blueno with my blueberry bagel, bought from the Blue Room. +++ Back row of lecture, I see a couple kissing. Too early for...
BrownTV Fall Lineup
In a world of Netflix, good ol’ network television has fallen by the wayside. As a college student, my only connections to cable are the...
From Spiritual Awakenings to a Superiority Complex: My Bike Story
This year, I’ve been living in exile at the hands of ResLife. The housing lottery hath forsaken me and I have been condemned to Perkins...
We Are All Blueno
I hate tomatoes. I hate them with an intense passion and cannot possibly fathom why anyone would enjoy their freaky texture and their tart flavor. The...
The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle
*Author’s note: it’s fiction, mom. Fiction! I’m not actually that sexually attracted to waffles.* Sophomore slump had been real. Susie was unsure of everything —...
Sober at SW
I was sober at Spring Weekend this year. Shocking? Maybe. Apparently, not everyone at this prestigious institution is a perfect golden child like I am....