Leaked! Arthi’s Application to Host The Daily Show
There's an opening for hosting gig on The Daily Show-- hiring Arthi will ensure the legacy of hot genius hosts continues. And you can be...
An Ode to the Keeney Bathroom
I’m a Keeney apologist.
Just Brown Things: Random Stuff I’ve Found at Brown
It's not often you find a pair of pants on the street.
So You Didn’t Find Your CCBoo, What Now?
If DataMatch isn’t messy enough, our 2023/24 Class Coordinating Board swooped in to give you lonely idiots another shot at love. The CCBoo Spooky Scramble...
“Why Do I Feel So Shitty?” Asks Hungover, Sleep-Deprived, Malnourished Freshman
Even a #girlboss can't slay every day.
BREAKING: The Scariest Thing This Halloween Is How Little You’ve Accomplished This Semester!
Just when you think you have time to turn things around, Halloween coming up signifies the half way point of the semester! And you've accomplished...
Your Last-Minute, Politically-Aware Halloween Costume, As Determined by Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type
Read on for a personalized, politically-inspired ensemble—classified, of course, by Myers-Briggs personality type.
10 Scaries to Avoid this Spooky Season
A guide to navigating all the ghouls, goblins, and ghosts this campus has to offer.
Minute Marriage
Do you want to get married but have no interest in dating? Well, we have the app for you!
Fox Point Trader Joe’s to Open This Month; Here Are Some Flirting Tips to Prepare for Your Shop
This month, the new Trader Joe’s in Fox Point will be opening its doors – but are you ready?