Heartbreaking: Man in Dry Spell Really Looking Forward To Naked Donut Run Misses It
He got on Sidechat to complain right away too, fucking freak.
Friend Who Eats Jo’s Salad Would Also Eat Compost If Given The Chance
Yeah…I’ll get spinach, cantaloupe, feta, grapes, and uhh…yeah you can put an egg on it, ranch dressing is fine
Morgan and Her Friend Linus Seeking 2 Other Current Juniors to Join Their Housing Group for Next Year (This is Not a Joke)
Just to be upfront, they want a suite but lowkey don't want to live in Danoff or Chen because Morgan doesn't get cell service there....
Brown Caves to Trump Administration After Students Host Single Hour-Long Rally Specifically Asking Them Not To
Over the summer, Brown announced it had struck a deal with the Trump administration in order to unfreeze federal research funds. Many students were outraged,...
Trump Administration Hits Brown with $510 Million Funding Freeze, Rib of Brown Asks: Will there still be Milkshakes at Jo’s?
In its latest episode of “who the fuck asked for this?”, the Trump administration announced that it would be freezing $510 million in federal funding...
I Hate The Lindemann
I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I...
Shaving Their Initials Into Your Pubes and Other Ways You Can Manifest Love this Valentine’s Day
Channel your feminine energy into something productive—like a man!
Swiftie Who Put Money on a Brown Win Because of 13 Omens Now Richest Person Alive
They know how to ball, she most certainly does not know Aristotle, but she does know how to make a quick buck.
CPax’s Dog Speaks (Barks) Out on Divestment!
Free Palestine? Woof woof. Fuck them kids.
Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia
If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...