brown – THE RIB OF BROWN

Trump Administration Hits Brown with $510 Million Funding Freeze, Rib of Brown Asks: Will there still be Milkshakes at Jo’s?

Posted on April 3, 2025April 3, 2025 by The Rib

In its latest episode of “who the fuck asked for this?”, the Trump administration announced that it would be freezing $510 million in federal funding...

I Hate The Lindemann

Posted on February 15, 2025 by The Rib

I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I...

Shaving Their Initials Into Your Pubes and Other Ways You Can Manifest Love this Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14, 2025 by Emerson Rhodes

Channel your feminine energy into something productive—like a man!

Swiftie Who Put Money on a Brown Win Because of 13 Omens Now Richest Person Alive

Posted on October 6, 2024 by Morgan Anderson

They know how to ball, she most certainly does not know Aristotle, but she does know how to make a quick buck.

CPax’s Dog Speaks (Barks) Out on Divestment!

Posted on April 12, 2024April 12, 2024 by twink husband

Free Palestine? Woof woof. Fuck them kids.

Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia

Posted on March 11, 2024 by lucy lebowitz

If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...

BREAKING: Gala a shocking follow-up to Willy Wonka experience

Posted on March 2, 2024 by lucy lebowitz

Did the huge, unfilled warehouse vibe of the Rhode Island convention center feel familiar? Well, it may be because similar images have been flooding your...

5 Must-Haves for University Presidents This Holiday Season

Posted on December 16, 2023December 17, 2023 by twink husband

A handy gift guide for these PR-atrocities personified.

The Barbies and Kens of BrownU!

Posted on October 15, 2023 by Indigo Mudbhary

This Barbie wears brown and rocks it! #gobruno

How to Stay Fed Off Meal Plan

Posted on September 20, 2023 by lucy lebowitz

After 3 years of being coddled like a helpless infant, coming off meal plan is truly such a rude awakening. But have no fear! Here...