Anakin Skywalker: My Imaginary Boyfriend
The only things George Lucas and I have in common are our poor taste in men and our luscious, flowing hair. I’m here with you...
A Series of Unfortunate Hook-ups: Part II
Two years ago, I spoofed Lemony Snicket’s “Series of Unfortunate Events” for my debut on The Rib by cataloguing the absurd hook-ups that defined my...
My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery – Part One
Chapter One Thursday, January 7, 2016. Hatfield, Massachusetts. 6:42 A.M On his way to work, my father gets pulled over. He is doing 38 in a...
How to Successfully Third Wheel
We’ve all been there. Your best friend is now officially dating someone, thus breaking the unspoken agreement you had (staying single until both of you...
Two-Wheeling Trick o’ Treating
by Emily Adams Relationships are rare these days among our generation, especially given the increased college hookup scene. Commitment, pft. But if you are one of the lucky...
Horror Stories (from My Life)
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
Tom and Gisele: Rumor Doesn’t Have It
As a native New Englander, I am fiercely loyal to the best football team the NFL has ever seen: The Patriots. I defend this team...
Brown Meet Cute
As a perpetually single lady (hit me up gents), I am constantly dreaming about having my very own Meet Cute. A meet cute is “a scene...
Security Blankets
I’ve been in two long distance relationships. I’d like to say that this is sheer coincidence and not a product of my intimacy issues, but...
Video Chat Charm School
There are very few joys associated with a long distance relationship. One of them, of course, is the freedom it gives you to let your...