Broken Door Handle: A Tragic Tale
Typical dorm bathrooms are gross. They’re ridden with hair clumps and vomit-residue and there’s always the faint, nauseating smell of someone’s post-Chipotle shit. But thanks to the work...
Toothbrush Insecurities
Has this ever happened to you? It’s midnight on a Tuesday and you’re getting ready for bed. You put on your comfiest jammies, grab your...
S-train-ger Danger
Last week, I headed to the train station for the commute home only to discover that my train was delayed. Naively assuming that this meant...
I Walked in on a Boy Pooping (And You Can Too!)
I don’t want to alarm you, but I woke up to a boy pooping. Yes, I rolled out of bed on Thursday, ready for a...
Bad Bathroom Advice Giver
There is always that moment where you have to give advice to another lady in the bathroom. Normally, I have always risen to the cause...
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Social incompetence.
by Ali MacLeod Not twenty minutes ago, I was in one of the single-occupant restrooms in Andrews. Doing what, you ask? Oh, you know, just...
The Rib Reviews: Brown Bathroomz
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl1yLDZd1U] Ali and Sarah take to some of Brown University’s most esteemed buildings to give YOU the information YOU need to know about the...
Potty Talk
SO. We’ve discussed pooping before, and may have even grazed upon the concept of pooping Snapchats/bathroom Snapchats/what I like to call “Potty Talk.” But what we’ve...
How to Poop in a Public Restroom While a Stranger is Doing Her Make-Up
You waltz into the restroom, ready for action. Ready for some good ol’ defecation meditation. You can already hear it rumbling, it’s so robust. When suddenly…...