Give Us Back Our OG Emojis
I’m not enough of an Apple geek to freak out over every new iPhone, and I’m usually several months behind on my iOS updates because...
Some Sad Couplets from the Apple in my Fridge.
What I thought would be a regular ol’ Tuesday afternoon, filled with inappropriately timed naps and scheduled mental breakdowns, was sent for a whirl when...
Get Off Our iPhones, Government!
If you’ve been following the FBI v. Apple case, you know that one of the U.S. government’s most newsworthy battles of the day is the same one...
Why You and I Are Willingly Handing Our Souls to Apple
A couple of weeks ago, I found myself standing in an old familiar land I hadn’t stepped foot in for quite some time. The buttery...
An Open Letter From The Neglected Apple
Dear Pumpkin-Praising Public, You betrayed me. I once sat on the throne of spiced autumnal confections, and now it seems I have been relegated to...