The Very Real Fear of Being Invited To Very Fake Parties
I have a lot of fears. Most are rational – failure, nuclear war, going to the doctor – but there’s one fear I have that I’ve...
A Very Very Very Fine House
The only thing better than being a grownup is pretending to be a grownup. Actually, that is a lie. There are a lot of things...
Presenting: The Mailroom
Brown can be a self-selective place. If you’re a freshman, you’re probably hanging out in Keeney or on Pembroke. If you’re involved in Greek Life...
We’re Obsessed With This Liquid Lipstick Collection Inspired by the Morrill Land-Grant Act of 1862
The. Wait. Is. Over. After six torturous months, we’ve finally got our hands on them. And we’re never letting go. In case you haven’t heard/...
My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty
My trip to the Ratty started like any other. I got up from my table and started humming a tune the second my foot hit...
On Making the First Move
I am a young, empowered, millennial woman, who no longer has the time to wait around. It’s 2017, so why shouldn’t I make the first...
Keeney Gym: An Exposé
Last year, I came to the conclusion that Keeney Gym is a nexus for strange happenings after witnessing two bizarre events there. These stories could...
A Millennial’s Guide to Meme Tagging
Have you ever been tagged in a meme? Or maybe you’ve wanted to tag your friend in a meme? I have decided to create “A...
Binge-Watching TV Addict or Seeker of Love?
When I think of my ideal Saturday night, I don’t think of snuggling with a dreamy man, 6’4 with dark hair and matching dark eyes,...
People Who Throw Spaghetti Against the Wall to See if it’s Done
There are three big things that I remember seeing in the movies before I saw them in real life: sex, communion, and throwing spaghetti against...