Why the Amphibian Man from The Shape of Water Is the Boyfriend We All Deserve
DISCLAIMER: LOTS OF SHAPE OF WATER SPOILERS!! Another Valentine’s Day come and gone, another night spent at the GCB loudly slurring “I don’t need a...
The Dragonfly
When I was nine, my dad bought me a robot dragonfly. It didn’t look like much, just some styrofoam and plastic, but boy could that...
Thx Chad
Art by Caroline Zerilli
My Boyfriend Does Not Believe I Play The Trombone
In November, I told my boyfriend that I played trombone in the 4th & 5th grade. He did not believe me. He said “you are...
The Name’s Statty…Statty Daddy.
Fellas, just when you thought that your ladies were safe because Jacob Sartorius is off the market, there’s a new babe magnet in town (*Camera...
Penmanship
What’s up? I’m Suzanne, I’m 20, and I never fucking learned how to write (said in the cadence of this vine)! I somehow managed to...
I’ve Been Having the Most Mundane Dreams
They’re so boring that I mistake them for real life.
It’s The 5 Year High School Reunion and It’s Time To Find Out Who Vapes
Welcome to the 5 year high school reunion! We’re packing it all in: jello-shots in the locker room, unsupervised grinding to the greatest hits of...
Old MacDonald Had a Dorm
In imagining my perfect junior year life, my mental wanderings have all included two key features: (1.) living off-campus (2.) with some sort of creature-companion....