Thanksgiving Break: 4 Days or 4 Weeks?
Across America, people celebrate Thanksgiving as a time to eat delicious food, spend time with family, and buy obscenely expensive plane tickets home (k maybe...
10 Signs You’re the Fred of Your Gang
1. You are a teenaged Caucasian male with blond hair, a white sweater, blue pants and a trademark orange ascot. If you’re a white guy age...
Not Your Grandmother’s Senior Scramble
If you’ve been keeping tabs on my Rib articles this semester, you’ll know I’m slowly spiraling into an endless void of anxiety and existentialism as...
The Pajama Theory
Have you, reader, ever been to a Gap Body? Neither had I, until a friend’s last-minute bikini quest led me there in September. I thought...
Rib Comic – If Dentists Were Honest
Images via Sindura Sriram (aka Spinederella Sand).
Ask Me Why I’m Drinking: Family Reunion Edition
I come from a big family and religiously attend our annual family reunion every fall. Some people do their worshiping in church, I do mine...
Rib Comic: When You’re Headed To Class But Feeling A Little Mischievous…
Image via Megan Pope
Cutlery Hypocrisy
In the lovely bathroom of Sears House, a new resident had fully moved in. Perched atop the shelf below the mirror was a shiny, freshly...
What I Saw From The Sub-Basement Level Window Of The Rock
Full disclosure: I just saw a massive slab of concrete and my miserable reflection in the window.
Help! I Have 39 Days to Become the Person I Thought I’d Be at 21
I don’t self-identify as a fan of Grey’s Anatomy, but, hey, I’m only human. We all have our faults. But lately, I have found myself...