Predictions for the 100th Academy Awards
Tiffany Haddish hosts the ceremony for the 8th consecutive time. After Logan Paul hosted the 91st Oscars and hit Paul Giamatti with a dirt bike,...
I Gave Birth for my TAPS Final and I Only Got a B
I’m thinking about asking my professor to change my grade on my Acting final from a B to an A. I feel that I deserve...
A Call for Sweatpants Culture at Brown University
I’m into fashion. I enjoy style. And I believe that everyone is entitled to wear what makes them feel comfortable and what brings them joy!...
Why the Amphibian Man from The Shape of Water Is the Boyfriend We All Deserve
DISCLAIMER: LOTS OF SHAPE OF WATER SPOILERS!! Another Valentine’s Day come and gone, another night spent at the GCB loudly slurring “I don’t need a...
The Dragonfly
When I was nine, my dad bought me a robot dragonfly. It didn’t look like much, just some styrofoam and plastic, but boy could that...
Thx Chad
Art by Caroline Zerilli
My Boyfriend Does Not Believe I Play The Trombone
In November, I told my boyfriend that I played trombone in the 4th & 5th grade. He did not believe me. He said “you are...
The Name’s Statty…Statty Daddy.
Fellas, just when you thought that your ladies were safe because Jacob Sartorius is off the market, there’s a new babe magnet in town (*Camera...
Penmanship
What’s up? I’m Suzanne, I’m 20, and I never fucking learned how to write (said in the cadence of this vine)! I somehow managed to...
