The Top Five Fuckboi Names Guaranteed to Get You into Any Sports Party
"Who do I know? Umm. Luke!"
A Compliment?
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Teacher Just Asked You to Read Aloud in Front of the Class. How Hard Do You Go?
"Whatever you do, just don’t go so hard as to pronounce 'winged' as 'wing-ed.' Then it’s all over for you"
How Kumon prepared me to be an Alpha in this #grind society
For those of you who don’t know what Kumon is, you are blessed. I’m actually not sure how American Kumon works, but the Kumon I...
Top 5 Sexiest Pick-Up Techniques I Learned in Europe
Disclaimer: All of these things really happened to me in bars/clubs in Spain over the last semester. Well, folks, I just spent the last semester...
How to Forgive Your Friend for Being Named Ashley
She’s kind, she’s smart, she’s perfect. But sometimes, it’s hard to forgive your friend for being named Ashley. Still, forgiveness is an essential part of...
Daily Itinerary of Johnny, the Announcer on Jeopardy!
5:00 A.M: Wake up and gargle, vigorously. I have to make sure my tongue, teeth and uvula are ready to do their job, which is...
Marry Me Mas!
The Rib Cast debuts with “MARRY ME MAS!” the holiday rom com of your nightmares! What happens when a lonely Christmas-obsessed artisan decides she wants...
4 Things You Missed in A Charlie Brown Christmas Since You Were Breaking Up With Your High School Boyfriend Every Time You’ve Watched It
Christmastime is here and so is your annual break-up with your high school boyfriend, Mark. Ever since sophomore year, you and Mark have shared the...
Hi, Nice To Meet You, I’m The Jew Who’s Controlling The Pope
You may be offended, but I think I deserve a little recognition for working so hard. After all, it really is thanks to me that...