Reincarnation aka Can I Be Reborn as Beyoncé?
Upon learning about reincarnation during a world religions class in high school, I imagined what hideous crimes I must have committed in my past life to...
What Your Dorm Room Says About You
Whether it’s for a Friday night hookup or a Monday afternoon study session, you’re eventually going to stumble into the dorm room of a new acquaintance....
Apology Letter to My Future Children
To my future offspring, Hello. It’s your mother. Right now, I’m a young, vibrant, spunky nineteen-year-old – or at least that’s what I write whenever...
The Curse of Self-Diagnosis
So I have this problem. And you probably have it too. It’s called casual self-diagnosis… Anxiety? Constantly needing to feel in control? Hypochondria? Perpetual sweating?...
What Cracking Your iPhone Screen Says About You
No, I did not mean “What Your Cracked iPhone Screen Says About You.” That would be an interesting piece, though, because an iPhone screen...
Dear Yoga Farter
Dear Yoga Farter, I wasn’t going to say anything the first time you let one slip during the evening vinyasa flow class. I wasn’t even...
Crushes And Coquettes
So you met this new guy. It was at one of those impromptu jazz jams. Then you saw him again at your weekly Empower meeting....
Hey Asshole, Stop Whoring Out Puppies
by Allie Tsuchiya Calling all assholes! Looking for a great new advertising strategy to promote your business? Well, look no further: Random-Middle-Aged-Private-Driver who I met...
Gilmore Girls Reviews From Someone Who’s Never Watched Gilmore Girls
Introduction: Everyone really likes Gilmore Girls, but I was too busy spending my childhood eating Dunkaroos and watching Spongebob to care about real people doing...
Why Working In Customer Service Makes You A Better Person
After months of stalking Providence’s craigslist page, I finally managed to swoop in and score a job at Blue State Coffee. This is good news...