Hey Asshole, Stop Whoring Out Puppies
by Allie Tsuchiya Calling all assholes! Looking for a great new advertising strategy to promote your business? Well, look no further: Random-Middle-Aged-Private-Driver who I met...
Gilmore Girls Reviews From Someone Who’s Never Watched Gilmore Girls
Introduction: Everyone really likes Gilmore Girls, but I was too busy spending my childhood eating Dunkaroos and watching Spongebob to care about real people doing...
Why Working In Customer Service Makes You A Better Person
After months of stalking Providence’s craigslist page, I finally managed to swoop in and score a job at Blue State Coffee. This is good news...
The 25 Best Things
Judging by the thousands of Buzzfeed links on my Facebook timeline, lists are big right now. We here at The Rib like to give the people what they...
The Instagram Friendship Spectrum
Ah, Instagram. The window to the soul. The photographer’s playground. A chance to prove to your followers that you are the artsiest of them all....
50 Thoughts That Go Through My Mind When I Realize My Crush Has Read Receipts on His Phone (aka The Curse of iMessage)
1. Oh. 2. He has read receipts. 3. Why does he have them on? 4. Maybe he doesn’t realize you can turn them off. 5....
Panties in a Bunch: A Scale of Rage
“Dammit,” I said, pulling a staticky lump of fabric from the dryer. “I knew this was going to happen.” “What?” a friend replied from behind...
Do Us All a Favor and Let It Go
No, I’m really not. This post has been brewing for a long time, but today, when I woke up to “Let it Go” blaring out...
Why “Beauty and the Beast” Depresses Me
On the surface, I should really relate to Beauty and the Beast – it’s about a plucky brunette who likes to read, and the moral...
How I Pumpkin-Spiced Up My Life
Last Friday, I woke up and made myself oatmeal. I’m currently going through a phase with Glutenfreeda’s organic gluten free oatmeal, which *also* has flax...