50 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Super Bowl
1. Alright! 2. Here we go! 3. Sports! 4. Football! 5. I’m actually going to try to pay attention to the game this time....
Better Senior Superlative Categories
by Dana Schwartz After four years at Brown University, the college with the philosophy that demands students cast off one-track academic focus in favor of a...
Ten Mind-Blowing DIY Life Hacks You Won’t Be Able To Live Without!
You don’t have to be Bob the Builder to make your life a whole lot easier with these simple tips. With just your basic tool...
Slow Fixes for Fast Walkers
If you’re like me, you’re a speedy walker. Sometimes you’re too speedy. Because sometimes, you run (read: speed-walk) into problems. And if you’re like me, you handle problems...
I’m A Fair-Weather Patriots Fan And Life Is Great Right Now
In this Sunday’s Super Bowl XLIX, the New England Patriots will go head to head with the Seattle Seahawks. These teams are apparently a formidable...
Pressing Questions
As an “adult,” I spend my time wondering about really important stuff. Here are some of my most pressing questions: 1. What goes on in...
Things That Only Exist In Movie High Schools
1. Super hot football star who falls in love with the nerdy girl who never talked to anyone and wore baggy, unflattering clothing. How did they...
How to Sound Funny
The past few months have been a wild ride here at The Rib. We’ve had our ups, our downs, our wine, and our four...
Are You Sure You’re An Adult?
Tomorrow, at 4pm, I will enter the real (scary) world. Sure, my graduation ceremony is solely symbolic; I won’t receive my diploma until May, no...
Fleeks and Geeks
Let me start by saying that I am a very fashionable, hip girl with the whole world at her fingertips. Perhaps my usage of the...