The Curious Case of the Missing Restaurant Manners
Picture this: the restaurant plays soft music in the background, the sound of silverware clinking against plates is intermingled with chattering voices, and the lights...
Trust Me; I’m an Actor
The traditional format of advertising (i.e. impossibly good-looking actors pretending to be happy because and only because they use Brand A toothpaste or eat Brand...
Big Girl Bucks
This week, our writers had a baking and wine-drinking shindig. It’s the night before a bake sale, and we have shit to get done. We are divide-and-conquering...
Pulling It Off
Last week, I woke up late for class. Actually, scratch that, I woke up on time for class, got ready, decided I had time to...
PSA: Being Single is Not Horrible
As senior year looms in front of us, and the beautiful memories of study abroad fade behind us, a lot of my friends are newly...
Music and the Mind
It’s Friday night and you and your beau decide to watch a movie. You both agree on something easy to watch, one of those commercially...
Proposed Google Doodles For 2015
After thoroughly investigating the Google doodle, I decided I could do a better job than the current Google doodlers. Here are five of my proposed...
A Plea to Save “Full House”
There seems to be a new trend in the world of television: rebooting once successful TV shows. These attempts can been seen recently with the 4th...
Reading Between the Lyrics
If you’re in possession of a hard copy of one of Taylor Swifts CDs (which might actually be a rare occurrence these days thanks to...
Tequila Debunked
Last weekend, I decided to host a spring break-themed party for everyone who didn’t get to go to Cabo with James Franco dressed exclusively in...