Following the Law: Traffic Lights
It’s a well-regarded fact that in the confines of Brown University, traffic signals are generally considered to be little more than suggestions. As a freshman,...
Tom and Gisele: Rumor Doesn’t Have It
As a native New Englander, I am fiercely loyal to the best football team the NFL has ever seen: The Patriots. I defend this team...
The Rib-term Exam
You’re going to kick serious a$$ on your midterms, because you are incredibly intelligent and I believe in you. But if your brain is feeling...
Fashion Tips for the Fickle Weather
Much like that class you have with that one professor who refuses to post assignments on Canvas, the weather in Providence is a difficult thing...
Whig Wishes: Swipe for America
by Emily Adams John Hancock’s recovered ‘Call to Arms’ for a facet of freedom previously unnoted in history: Exhaustion is the enemy. For building America...
Senior Survival Guide: Self-Care
by Crystal Kim Being a senior brings a bounty of wonderful things. You have an extra flounce in your step and a radiant glow that...
How the Pembroke Seal Got Its Curse, and Other Stories
Are you a Brown tour guide? Do you pride yourself on your knowledge of Brown trivia? Do you just want to know more about the...
Brown Meet Cute
As a perpetually single lady (hit me up gents), I am constantly dreaming about having my very own Meet Cute. A meet cute is “a scene...
Please Stop Being Obsessed with Fall
by Yuri Iwahara It seems like almost everyone around me is unreasonably excited for the fall season. It’s unnerving how even the normally jaded souls...
Where Are They Now: The Dress
Seven months ago, a star was born. This celebrity inspired debates that enlightened the masses, made people around the world question everything they believed, and...