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The Horror Movie Conundrum

The Horror Movie Conundrum

Posted on October 27, 2015May 10, 2016 by Purvi Goel
  I’ve never watched a horror movie before. Well, okay, I’ve watched one once. It was on a bus during a school trip. My friends later...
Halloween Costumes That Would Actually Scare Me Now

Halloween Costumes That Would Actually Scare Me Now

Posted on October 26, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
Vampires don’t scare me anymore. Werewolves don’t scare me anymore. Zombies don’t scare me anymore – unless they are in very realistic movies of the...
Horror Stories (from My Life)

Horror Stories (from My Life)

Posted on October 26, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
The Ultimate Halloween Playlist

The Ultimate Halloween Playlist

Posted on October 26, 2015May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
Looking for the perfect mix for your Halloween bash?  Look no further.  Grab your boo, and have a ghoulishly good time dancing to these eight terrifying...
On Navigating Cuffed Jeans During Winter

On Navigating Cuffed Jeans During Winter

Posted on October 26, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie T
When I first arrived to campus, I urgently tried to assimilate to Brown’s culture.  I didn’t want to stand out as an obvious newcomer within...
Restaurant Review: Au Bon Pain

Restaurant Review: Au Bon Pain

Posted on October 23, 2015May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
Something about warm half sandwiches and paper bowls overflowing with soup just says “fall,” so around lunchtime on a chilly October day, I headed over...
Consider the Jack-O’-Lantern

Consider the Jack-O’-Lantern

Posted on October 23, 2015October 3, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams They prepare all year. They grow under the hallow darkness of the moonless sky. They ripen amongst their orange brethren. They cling...
Twilight: Breaking My Soul

Twilight: Breaking My Soul

Posted on October 22, 2015May 10, 2016 by Nicole Martinez
I thought I was finally free once I turned 14 and said to myself, “Nicole, the Twilight Saga is not a good representation of healthy relationships. Also,...
BERNIE VS. HILLARY

BERNIE VS. HILLARY

Posted on October 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
BERNIE: The race got heated the moment that I jumped in, #feelthebern, baby, that’s no coincidence. I stand for the people, I’m not messing around....
F@*& the Pill

F@*& the Pill

Posted on October 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
Since the ripe age of 12, I have been very concerned with the possibility of accidental pregnancy. When I say accidental pregnancy, I bet you’re...

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