Fifty Shades of Green
Prologue I never thought we would end up here. Not because I didn’t want to (because believe me, I wanted to) but because, I never...
I Can’t Believe I Want to Bone Andy Samberg
I remember running through dark halls, trying to get away from it all. Bats shrieked and witches cackled. Terrifying children called to each other with...
Predictions for the 100th Academy Awards
Tiffany Haddish hosts the ceremony for the 8th consecutive time. After Logan Paul hosted the 91st Oscars and hit Paul Giamatti with a dirt bike,...
Why the Amphibian Man from The Shape of Water Is the Boyfriend We All Deserve
DISCLAIMER: LOTS OF SHAPE OF WATER SPOILERS!! Another Valentine’s Day come and gone, another night spent at the GCB loudly slurring “I don’t need a...
What Would Dua Lipa Do?
I only know three things about latest pop sensation Dua Lipa. One is that she’s freaking gorgeous in a way that makes me question whether...
Is the End of Trump Closer Than We May Think?
2017 has been a rough year, and there’s been a lot to worry about. I’ve been really worried! All our news is fake, all our...
The Rib’s Tomatoes: Definitely Stranger Than Other Things
Welcome back to Rib’s Tomatoes! This week, we’ll be reviewing Stranger Things 2, the latest season of the critically acclaimed Netflix series which dropped last...
Fun New Ways to Mess Up My Name
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The Rib’s Tomatoes: A Gal’s Guide To This Summer’s Box Office Hits
Hey everyone, it’s me, your local movie critic, your rag time gal, here to help you out with a pop culture pickle. Did you watch...
The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping
I hate online shopping. I don’t understand how people do it. The clothes never look as good as they did online, or they don’t fit,...