Trust Me; I’m an Actor
The traditional format of advertising (i.e. impossibly good-looking actors pretending to be happy because and only because they use Brand A toothpaste or eat Brand...
Proposed Google Doodles For 2015
After thoroughly investigating the Google doodle, I decided I could do a better job than the current Google doodlers. Here are five of my proposed...
Reading Between the Lyrics
If you’re in possession of a hard copy of one of Taylor Swifts CDs (which might actually be a rare occurrence these days thanks to...
Mondays, Memories, Mistakes: Memoir Titles and Their Inexplicable Catchiness
Traditional notions of success are often defined in the context of commencement speeches and father-daughter heart-to-hearts. I’d like to challenge those notions. Because no, despite...
Do Better Taylor Swift
The inaugural vid of a series in which Dana and Natalie discuss how various people/places/things could, respectfully, do better. (video edited by Dana Schwartz)
Poems to Public Eaters: Pt. 1
To Two Apple Girl in the library: I nap no more. Your sounds disturb me so Deeply. Silence Then teeth puncture eager flesh, a moment...
Providence Hugs Trees!
Minutes from Providence City Government Meeting, March 2015 Mayor: I call this meeting to order. Secretary, the minutes from February’s meeting? Secretary: We discussed Phase...
10 AMAZING New Uses For Coconut Oil!
All Of Your Clothes Are Coconut Oil Spring is right around the corner, and you know what that means — time to put away the...
Breaking the Gap Year Stigma
My friend tells me that we need to try this Thai restaurant she just discovered. She tells me it’s called “Sawadee.” Elated, I immediately tell...
The Art of Cloning: Disney Edition
I have been an avid watcher of Disney movies for nearly 19 years and I consider Disney a part of my lifeblood. I own an...