The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle
*Author’s note: it’s fiction, mom. Fiction! I’m not actually that sexually attracted to waffles.* Sophomore slump had been real. Susie was unsure of everything —...
I am the Hot TA
There is nothing quite as satisfying as being a teaching assistant. I’ve wanted to be a TA since I first came to Brown, both because...
Rachael Ray’s Take on Beyoncé’s Lemonade
Hi everyone! Welcome back to the Rachael Ray Show. I’m Rachael Ray. Spelled R-A-C-H-A-E-L with an A in my last name. Just to make sure....
To The One Who Broke My Heart
My Dearest, I hope you are well. It’s been a couple of days since you walked out my shitty Perkins door, and I know you...
Snapchat is Ruining My Life
I am a typical millennial. I am obsessed with Instagraming artsy pictures of food. I spend more time on my phone during family gatherings than...
The Next Big Theatrical Sensation!
To: Potential Theatre Producers From: An aspiring theatre-maker Subject: A proposal for the next biggest theatrical sensation! (Not Hamilton) An Introduction… When I was a...
A Hairy Situation
Curly hair is both a blessing and a curse. It’s a curse because it’s impossible to brush, gets frizzy easily, and if you dare try to...
A Senior Friend
It takes a certain level of bravery for a party-seeking freshman to wander outside of the confines of dorm room parties on Friday nights. You...
Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?
It’s the Monday after Spring Break and I still feel so wasted, even though I’ve been back from my beach vacation for two days already....
The Winds: A Near Death Encounter
by Emily Adams Today, I battled the elements and nearly lost. But to my surprise, I still remain here on Earth, opposed to whatever cloud I...