Dear Weird Al Yankovic: Please Be My Benefactor!
Dear Weird Al Yankovic, A few months ago, I published the following tweet: It may seem like a joke, but I am 100% serious about...
A Gynography of the Everygirl (If Every Girl is Just Like Me)
Hey public school younguns, remember that day in eighth grade health class when they rolled out the projector and sat us down and scarred us...
Donald Trump’s Oscar Reaction Tweets
So the Oscars were this past weekend. Lots of drama, cookies falling from the ceiling, mildly racist jokes by Jimmy Kimmel, robbing of Lin-Manuel’s EGOT,...
Rib Classic Movies Presents: Sarah Clapp & the Summer of 2009
This week on Rib Classic Movies, we tell the story of young actress Sarah Clapp, who, at the tender age of twelve, took the film...
Who Wore It Best: Joe Jonas Edition
There are two things that women in Hollywood are always being mercilessly judged for. The first is their dating life. Taylor Swift (who is generally...
No Fighting Allowed
I’ve learned a lot from my six month stint in the world of mixed martial arts (MMA). It’s been an experience unlike any other. My...
We Know What Kind of Rich People Sex You Have Based on Your Canada Goose Jacket
Don’t ask how; we just ~know~ PBI Chilliwack Bomber: Uninspired cowgirl after he’s had a long day out on the yacht. Chelsea Parka: Some spontaneous...
If I Were The Bachelorette
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every year one man and one woman must sacrifice themselves to satiate the network gods at ABC by becoming...
7 Things at Brown That Are a Better Investment Than You, Apparently
Unfortunately, we cannot offer you any additional funds for the 2016-2017 award year. The committee has determined that these seven things are a better investment...
Why I Suck at Black Friday
When the last bite of mashed potatoes is gone and those joyful carols take over the radio, everyone filled with the holiday spirit starts to...