Catalina Corvetta’s 21st Birthday Surprise!
Graphic & Art via Caroline Zerilli
My Application for Four Weddings
To Whom It May Concern at Casting for TLC’s “Four Weddings:” Hello. My name is Sarah Clapp and I would like to be on “Four...
What Would Dua Lipa Do?
I only know three things about latest pop sensation Dua Lipa. One is that she’s freaking gorgeous in a way that makes me question whether...
Is the End of Trump Closer Than We May Think?
2017 has been a rough year, and there’s been a lot to worry about. I’ve been really worried! All our news is fake, all our...
10 Signs You’re the Fred of Your Gang
1. You are a teenaged Caucasian male with blond hair, a white sweater, blue pants and a trademark orange ascot. If you’re a white guy age...
Ask Me Why I’m Drinking: Family Reunion Edition
I come from a big family and religiously attend our annual family reunion every fall. Some people do their worshiping in church, I do mine...
What I Saw From The Sub-Basement Level Window Of The Rock
Full disclosure: I just saw a massive slab of concrete and my miserable reflection in the window.
How to Read The News Without Having The World’s Worst Emotional Meltdown
I used to love reading the news, but now I absolutely hate it. Why? Because everything sucks. In all seriousness, it can be really hard...
How to Fit in With Your CS Friends (The Ultimate Guide)
Do you think Java is a fancy word for coffee and that Python is a random term for a snake? Are you more likely to...
Is My Depression Cured Or Am I Just Listening to Too Much Reggaeton?
It’s an easy mistake to make. One day, you’re walking down the street and see a couple holding hands, and somehow, instead of wishing them...