Oops! Snow Plowing Budget Spent on Andrews Bento Boxes
On February 23rd, the city of Providence received a record 37.9 inches of snow. Students across campus rejoiced after learning they would receive a snow...
Did you enjoy Heated Rivalry? Here are 5 totally real, legit queer shows to watch next!
1. MerlinDo you like the enemies-to-lovers vibe of Heated Rivalry? Then you’ll love Merlin. Imagine if hockey were sword fighting, and only one of them...
Nepo Baby Actually Prefers Person-First “Baby Experiencing Nepotism”
In a touching Instagram story earlier this morning, 22-year-old nepo baby Charlotte Kennedy Rockefeller-Boeing fiercely pushed back against the use of the term “nepo baby”...
Friend Who Eats Jo’s Salad Would Also Eat Compost If Given The Chance
Yeah…I’ll get spinach, cantaloupe, feta, grapes, and uhh…yeah you can put an egg on it, ranch dressing is fine
Bummer! Lesbian Couple You Were Rooting For From Behind Actually Just Guy With Beautiful Long Hair and His Girlfriend
In a devastating blow to queer joy, the lesbian couple you were walking behind on Wickenden Street turned out to be a straight couple with...
Caveman has World’s First Awkward Conversation, Invents Gun
The evolution of humankind has many hallmarks, from our humble beginnings as monkeys to our scientific discoveries as rational thinkers. Yet we must not overlook...
Right Time to Be Right? What to do When Your Friend Misgenders a Transgender Serial Killer
Not all hills are worth dying on, but the one with 29 dead bodies buried beneath it sure is. That's true allyship!
Charlie Kirk Outraged To Learn Second Amendment Doesn’t Exist in Hell
“This is Hell, what the fuck do we need a constitution for?”
Gender Reassignment Surgery? At Brown?? And Nobody Told Me???
Title IX taketh away before we could even get on the table. Smh.
Thank God You Go to Brown, Because This Essay Wouldn’t Fly Anywhere Else
Brown University has always been known as the ‘weird’ Ivy, but I didn’t know we were known as the school of “freaky-ahh” sexually repressed incels....