Rush RIB!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD0lTF5UD8E&w=560&h=315] This Pledge Week, rush the coolest, friendliest sorority on campus–Rho Iota Beta! Our house is fun, welcoming, and definitely NOT infested with ghosts!
Oh, Icarus: A Cautionary Shopping Period Tale
Shopping period during my first year was uneventful as one might expect. As a baby college student, I got to every class 30 minutes early, I...
Partying is Siiiiiiiiick!
As a leeeeetle baby freshman, I often find myself at the quintessential dorm party, sports house, or rented-out club that seem to be the staples of...
Hi, I Totally Don’t Know Who You Are!
We’ve all done it. You meet a friend of a friend at a party, or your cousin’s new boyfriend, or your roommate’s brother. After talking for...
Let’s Go Streaking!
I’m undoubtedly just as much of a millennial as most people on Brown’s campus. I refer to being responsible as “adulting,” I take frequent selfies, and...
Porn @ Brown
Why beat around the bush? Pornhub isn’t working on Brown’s wifi. At first, I thought this was a “me” thing. I thought some issue with...
Elements of Style
I would have never worn clogs in high school. I would have never worn turtlenecks or long dresses either because those were all things old...
Broken Door Handle: A Tragic Tale
Typical dorm bathrooms are gross. They’re ridden with hair clumps and vomit-residue and there’s always the faint, nauseating smell of someone’s post-Chipotle shit. But thanks to the work...
My Feet Can’t Touch The Ground
My journey to spending my days cleaning my half of a dorm room floor began unexpectedly. For some reason, one day the sarcastic banter that...
Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out
“If you could have one superpower, what would it be?” When faced with this question, most people fall back on the classics: Flight, invisibility, super...