Hi, I Totally Don’t Know Who You Are!
We’ve all done it. You meet a friend of a friend at a party, or your cousin’s new boyfriend, or your roommate’s brother. After talking for...
Let’s Go Streaking!
I’m undoubtedly just as much of a millennial as most people on Brown’s campus. I refer to being responsible as “adulting,” I take frequent selfies, and...
Porn @ Brown
Why beat around the bush? Pornhub isn’t working on Brown’s wifi. At first, I thought this was a “me” thing. I thought some issue with...
Elements of Style
I would have never worn clogs in high school. I would have never worn turtlenecks or long dresses either because those were all things old...
Broken Door Handle: A Tragic Tale
Typical dorm bathrooms are gross. They’re ridden with hair clumps and vomit-residue and there’s always the faint, nauseating smell of someone’s post-Chipotle shit. But thanks to the work...
My Feet Can’t Touch The Ground
My journey to spending my days cleaning my half of a dorm room floor began unexpectedly. For some reason, one day the sarcastic banter that...
Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out
“If you could have one superpower, what would it be?” When faced with this question, most people fall back on the classics: Flight, invisibility, super...
Bush, Blue Jeans, and Brokeback Mountain: Cowboy Culture at the Turn of the Millennium
Brown University has long offered a vast array of innovative and riveting courses that challenge and expand students’ modes of thought. This semester students can...
How Does One ‘Art?’
The relatively artsy, hipster, crunchy granola culture of Brown creates a desire for art classes so large that there has to be a lottery for...
How to Be Smart and Sexy for Halloween
Hey, girlfriends! Happy Halloweek! What a fun, sexy time for us! But also, what pressure, amirite ladies? On the one hand, Halloween can bring so...