Pop-Culture Lessons for Deprived Intellectuals
In keeping with the theme of Brown’s community being incredibly varied, quirky, and unique, one of my best friends that I’ve made this past year,...
Perkins, A Place of Few Perks
Here at Brown, we determine housing through — if you’re not familiar with it — a blood-sucking, battle-to-the-death type lottery, which any campus tour will define...
Dear Seniors, Please Don’t Leave
As this semester wraps up, many of us on campus are getting ready to say goodbye to the Class of 2017, which sounds like fake...
Athleisure & Me
I peered out of my Grad Center window this morning and was blinded by pastels. I saw lacrosse shorts and cute-yet-impractical button-down-the-front skirts galore. After...
A Very Very Very Fine House
The only thing better than being a grownup is pretending to be a grownup. Actually, that is a lie. There are a lot of things...
Presenting: The Mailroom
Brown can be a self-selective place. If you’re a freshman, you’re probably hanging out in Keeney or on Pembroke. If you’re involved in Greek Life...
My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty
My trip to the Ratty started like any other. I got up from my table and started humming a tune the second my foot hit...
Keeney Gym: An Exposé
Last year, I came to the conclusion that Keeney Gym is a nexus for strange happenings after witnessing two bizarre events there. These stories could...
A Millennial’s Guide to Meme Tagging
Have you ever been tagged in a meme? Or maybe you’ve wanted to tag your friend in a meme? I have decided to create “A...
CVS: Friend or Foe?
I don’t exaggerate when I say that CVS is a haven. I float from aisle to aisle, rocking my headphones as I contemplate my latest...